Burger Shot

It's another boring Sunday in my hometown, Coimbatore. What's a green-furred maniacal monkey (me) to do on a holiday in this city?

Nothing much, I suppose. Let me list the ways:

1. Go play basketball (All by yourself because every1 is too lazy to put on shoes)

2. Go for a movie with your girlfriend (Alas! No good looking girls here and all English movies running are Tamil dubbed by B-grade voice artists)

3. Go for a swim. (and also go to the nearby eye hospital for treatment of eyes due to excessive chlorine exposure)

4. Go play pool. (and inhale a packetful of cigarette smoke)

5. Eat a burger shot ingame in GTA IV.(see image on left)

What follows is a PAID ADVERTISENT BY BURGER SHOT

"What are you doing to us, America? Where has this sudden obsession with health come from? We don't spend billions of dollars targeting our advertising at children just for you to fill them with liberal ideas and plates of overpriced foliage. The combined GDP of Third World is threatening to catch up with our monthly profits and soon the US economy is going to be as tattered as your lower bowel after a week of eating BS Sluggers for breakfast. BE A PATRIOT. EAT AT BURGER SHOT TODAY. " Lol. and by the way according to www.urbandictionary.com, burger shot means

	A photo with an explicit view of the female genitalia. Particularly, but not restricted to, close-up shots with legs akimbo. "Well the boob shots are fine, but the Burger Shot is a bit over the top I think""

and the other meaning is too explicit to display here. check it out if you want http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burger+shot

LOL